Coffee Machine @ Dare

In 9 months since it's installation in the pipe and slippers, Dare's top notch coffee machine has put out the following:

2024 coffee
3030 espresso
832 Ristretto
6876 cappuccino
4996 milk coffee
1855 macchiato
1598 milk froth
400 hot water
653 steam

It's been playing up a bit of late, the call out engineer said it's build to put out 15 thousand a year, however the agency has consumed the above totalling 22264 cups of the black stuff. That's twenty two thousand two hundred and sixty four for those of you who are Dyslexic with numbers like me.

Fuck me, that's a lot of coffee.