A bitter pill to swallow

Order it straight and neck it in one as nobody's going to treat you to a night of cheap thrills or inoffensive pleasure in this place. I continually try to offend, and it is only thanks to society's steadily cankering integrity or self respect that I am beaten to the post every time by nothing more than pulp fiction style shock horror headlines, hammering home to every poor fucker who reads them the inevitable diagnosis of these timely plentiful symptoms.... "We are falling into the abyss ... of the unwell".