Awards acceptance Speech

Tonight our posse from Dare will go down to the Grand Prix Awards for some digital advertising thingey. Hopefully Lynx Blow will win an award... or the Crusher Project, or Barclays Pin N Win...

if so this is my acceptance speech proposal:

Well the chips are laid and it’s been eyes on the table for the final hand; so I’d like to thank you all for not calling our bluff. It’s a dangerous game this digital stuff; you never know who’s really playing at the table opposite you and if you’re not careful you can mistake the big players for the barman. As long as the stiff drinks keep coming in and cigar smoke is fresh, everybody’s playing for keeps and nobody’s letting on what happens next: but this is the game we play. Am I right or am I right? It’s been a tough job, but that’s why my client called in the tough guys of the digital world to provide some true pixel muscle as nobody likes a barroom brawl to spill over into the streets and in this game not everyone’s a winner. Am I right or am I right? Anyway, enough rambling as I see there’s no queue a the bar. Hold on and hold down for the other nominations – well played guys but it ain’t over till the fat agency sings; and all this whiskey has made us pull on the pounds so sit tight for the post speech drinks and watch out for poisoned tea.